I was reading animal attack files on the internet, and started thinking about close calls I have had while hiking, recreating in the wilderness. Animal attacks fascinate me, probably because I spend so much time in remote areas, that I want to be informed so I may avoid the dangers out there as much as I can, which really is only to a certain extent. Dangerous animal encounters can be a combination of hiking and camping practices (not storing food properly, not recognizing danger signs like recent cougar kills, elk rutting season, invading an animals space or territory) as well as plain luck. Most snake bites occur because the idiot was trying to pick up the venomous snake (dur...bite me please, I like intense pain) or kill the snake. Legitimate bites (where the person was not harassing the animal) usually occur because the person was not paying attention to where he/she was placing their hands or their feet. I learned this the hard way.
Usually when I hike in rattlesnake habitat, I am very careful about putting my hands in places I can't see very well. I would never just reach under a log willy nilly without looking first. But one hike, I let my guard down. It had rained buckets all night and as I hit the trail, I knew it was going to be a struggle. I got into the flats of hop valley, and huge ravines had been cut across the trail from water runoff, forcing me to scramble up ridges and wallow through deep mud. I was alone, but I had my Park radio, so wasn't really worried. At one point I sank to my thighs in mud, and couldn't pull my self out. I had to take off my backpack, throw it on stable ground and practically swim out of the mud. In the process, I immersed my radio in mud and ruined it. With really no choice but to soldier on, I continued on my way.
At the 6 mile point, I started down some steep switchbacks into a separate canyon, and was starting to feel pretty tired from scrambling and pulling myself through mud for the last 3 hours. The rain had washed big rocks in the trail, and I would often use a tree or a boulder for balance as I navigated my way down. About halfway down the switchbacks, I put my hand on the lip of a boulder as I slid around a rock, and heard the unmistakable sound of a rattlesnake vibrating his tail. I jumped 20 feet straight in the air on instinct alone (I may be exaggerating slightly). When I calmed down I checked my hand to make sure I hadn't been bitten (I hadn't). Then I got curious and peeked under the lip of this ragged boulder to see the snake. He was still there, rattling like crazy. I had literally put my hand about a half an inch away from the snakes head.
I must say, in defense of the snake, he did not bite me when he easily could have, and it was my fault entirely. If I had been alert, I wouldn't have rested my hand on the lip of the boulder when I couldn't see what was underneath. I have hiked in the desert all my life, and I can truthfully say, if you are paying attention to where you are stepping, sitting, or placing your hands, and if you don't mess with snakes in general, your chances of being bitten is almost 0.
A funny side note, once I got to my campsite I had to throw rocks at a pesky squirrel to keep him from running up my leg and stealing the potato chips I was trying to eat. And, a mountain lion walked through my campsite that night as well, but paid absolutely no attention to me at all. He could have cared less that I was there.
Any one else have any close calls with wildlife?
P.S. I was trying to upload a picture I drew on Paint of me, the boulder, and the snake, but it wouldn't load. Stupid computer
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And now you know why I am not a Ranger! Actually I've had run ins with rattlers many times while growing up in the panhandle of Texas and that was the only part of your story that kind of freaked me. Oh yeah and the whole "NO BUDDY SYSTEM" I'm too much of a mom to agree with that! I love your stories about the wild kingdom both fresh air and home life!
Very cool post. The scary thing to me is that no one can be at one hundred percent all of the time. It's great that you didn't get bit when you slipped up.
My only wildlife run-ins have been with squirrels, pigeons and the occasional deer. None too exciting - just the way I like it. I'd rather listen to your outdoor adventures.
let's see, closest I've been to an animal attack. do neighborhood dogs count? if they do, doesn't matter, because that never happened to me anyways.
I did get stung by a bee a few times. that's....about it.
by the way, how fucking cool are you? real cool.
I am always so paranoid about snakes when I hike around here in Texas, and bears when I've hiked in the rockies. I guess when I hiked in Moab it was always with a guide because I wasn't going to take a chance.
One of my life goals is to learn how to survive on my own in the wilderness. You know, what kind of berries or other things can be eaten, where to find water, how to navigate back to civilization with no compass. Or at least learn how to use a damn compass.
My favorite reality show is Survivorman. Have you seen it? I call him the MacGyver of the wilderness. I'm pretty sure he has more help than he lets on but it's interesting nonetheless.
You are SO badass. I would have sat down and cried if I had to hike for 3 hours in the mud. Of course, I probably wouldn't have been out in the wilderness by myself in the rain, but that's why YOU are the badass.
I remember assuring tourists at the VC that rattle snakes wouldn't hunt them down and randomly attack them.
Badass. Bad Ass. Whatever--you are one.
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